Leprechaun striding on a car directing the day
Dis way, dat way, words of play...
I have a tale to tell about a pizza parlor like no...
good pizza restaurant who sticks close like a...
There's a link to an audio clip of me singing - 2...
There's a spot here on my paper
I've decided to name it Paul...
WHY DID I MEET YOU
OH! WHY DID I MEET YOU...
Roses are red
Violets are blue...
I looked in the mirror
with shock and with dread...
There once was a girl named Heather
Who used to be light as a feather...
Certainly one of my desires
How I desperately need to acquire...
There once was a girl with a nose
From which blood would flow like a hose...
I was a little girl with a great big blister
so i ask this guy "Hey mister!"...
That bee stung me!
right there on my foot...