Other Funny Poems
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They all tried to warn me when I flew toward the...
Not to get my tweet bird ass kicked by a vicious... -
Why did my master have to throw a fit
All I wanted was to take a wee sit... -
Drill baby drill a little bit faster
No need for a deep water disaster... -
Tell me this is all I've become what you made me...
is all that you made me is what I've become... -
Poems don't have tuh rhyme,
It's not like a crime... -
I am so afraid,
cause im in pain... -
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Oh to you, you thing of beauty
How many must fall before thee... -
Haiku from Hell
Funnier than hell... -
I have never chased anything I could not tree,
that's not to say that a few have not treed me... -
You are a ship, I a mere splinter
There's no such thing as being bad luck... -
Should the Golden Syrup Dumpling gang come...
then it's best to pretend... -
I begin to eat upon arising
Everything seems so appetizing...