Other Funny Poems

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  • Martial Art

    by Michael D Nalley

    They all tried to warn me when I flew toward the...
    Not to get my tweet bird ass kicked by a vicious...

  • Chief Sitting Dog (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Why did my master have to throw a fit
    All I wanted was to take a wee sit...

  • Anointed with Oil (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Drill baby drill a little bit faster
    No need for a deep water disaster...

  • Mixed up

    by pinklady

    Tell me this is all I've become what you made me...
    is all that you made me is what I've become...

  • Haaa<3. Dislike!

    by Perfectly Imperfect

    Poems don't have tuh rhyme,
    It's not like a crime...

  • Afraid

    by Dontay

    I am so afraid,
    cause im in pain...

  • To An Original Prankster

    by The Invisible Boy

    Oh to you, you thing of beauty
    How many must fall before thee...

  • Haiku from Hell

    by Michael D Nalley

    Haiku from Hell
    Funnier than hell...

  • Treed (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I have never chased anything I could not tree,
    that's not to say that a few have not treed me...

  • Stuck

    by Michael D Nalley

    You are a ship, I a mere splinter
    There's no such thing as being bad luck...

  • Should the Golden Syrup Dumpling gang come...
    then it's best to pretend...

  • Gormandizing (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I begin to eat upon arising
    Everything seems so appetizing...