Other Funny Poems

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  • I'm going to write a poem
    And try to make it rhyme...

  • Defiant

    by Walter

    I lock all the doors and the windows I latch
    You might be cunning but your prowess I match...

  • I wrote 9 poems in the bath last night,
    Every stanza...

  • Redneck Nudist Resort

    by Mark Spencer

    My wife got this invitation.
    Said we needed a vacation...

  • The Thing

    by Mark Spencer

    The name’s Benjamin Jacob Grimm,
    An’ I’m from Yancy Street...

  • The Spider

    by Mark Spencer

    I heard my wife cry out in fright,
    As I rushed to her aid...

  • The Zombie Knight

    by Mark Spencer

    Sir Bertram was a skittish knight,
    Quite often prone to fits of fright...

  • Mr. Crowley

    by Mark Spencer

    “Mr. Crowley, I bring some news!
    The Winchester’s are dead...

  • Right back at ya

    by Ricky Story

    So why did the turtle cross the road
    Umm…. To get to the shell station...

  • Shrink 101

    by Ricky Story

    What’s your problem?
    My past.. it seems to follow me around...

  • Flat Bread

    by Dino Dhamphyr

    Flat bread, oh how we love you
    So versatile, so fun to chew...

  • A Poem I Wish to Find

    by Oscar Auliq-Ice

    In the depths of my mind,
    A poem I wish to find...