East to sea
west to land...
Getting chased by a bat
is unlucky sh*t...
Did you ever wonder,
why some people laugh...
Coffee makes me crazy.
One cup should be enough...
My job is hard to take,
It ain't no piece of cake...
Look at him,
With that blubber gut...
I Want To Wear Women's Clothing
By Mark Spencer...
Dogs And Cats
By Mark Spencer...
Okay, this might seem a little petty,
But I've got to get it off my chest...
Who Stole My Piece Of Chicken?!
By Mark Spencer...
As a chick I thought he would be no big deal,
But to my astonishment that was not to be real...
It was the year 1243
The year I was adopted...