Other Funny Poems

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  • The night has come and the cats come out
    The moon shines over the window sills and there is...

  • Hot (2)

    by heather

    Your out and about ready to scream and shout,you...
    so you turn around seeing if their hot, you find...

  • Rocket Fuel

    by Good Enough

    ?My brain was stuck in neutral gear,
    A fuzzy, slow, meandering smear...

  • Never Spend The night MJ,
    he gets a lil frisky anyway...

  • I was banging henry,
    he doen't get hard-ons...

  • When I was a boy
    I had a neighbor...

  • A is for Andy, who fell into a whole
    B is for Brittany, Who ran straight into a pole...

  • Oh the Irony!!!!!! (4)

    by SweetDreamer

    Of course I'm not superficial!
    How could I be...

  • Obsession (3)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    I have an obsession
    not like collecting wreaths...

  • Fun Day at Work (1)

    by Rockit

    Tech support is what i do,
    the day got longer so my anger grew...

  • Monster (4)

    by creasy

    You scare the crap out of me,
    with your looks...

  • Guinny Pig (1)

    by Pansy

    My Guinny pig is stuck in the Drainer,
    it's guts are all over the wall...