10 minutes (8)

by ~lost*and*lonely~

There were two men who were very sick.
They only had 10 minutes left to live...

H-a-t-r-e-d (4)

by Reem O

Having everything is you..
All I can get from you is hope...

Twas the night..... (3)

by Rachel RTVW

Twas the night of my shift, and all through the...
Not a patient was stirring, but I knew one would...

Bubble bath (3)

by x!*Just wanna be loved*!x

Once I'm in my bubble bath
I like to stir up more...

Why do girls like shopping?!?! (5)

by Mark

I hate buying clothes
Can't see how girls love it...

Drunk (3)

by GerardMCR

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...

Got his goat (5)

by Michael D Nalley

There was a young lad I did quote
He said my humor was remote...

Banana Skin (Senryu) (6)

by Simon Hayes

I fell on my butt
Banana skin on the floor...

Pleasure Town. (5)

by Not Bulletproof

Today I saw an alien, and I got a love erection,
After he had given me an injection...

Unnerved Bunny (7)

by Nici

That thing is so unnerving
All curled up in a ball...

Mama jokes(rhyming) (4)

by cassanova

Your mama is so top heavy,
she tied her shoes and fell...

Roses and violets (5)

by Chantelle

Roses are red violets are blue
im in love but not with you...