Woof! Woof!
I'm a Dog...
Everyone loves ice cream,
It has so many different kinds...
We are cheerleaders
we have class...
Oh the gay Rob
he likes to suck nob...
Men are like laxatives...they irritate the shit...
men are like Bananas...the older they get, the...
Whilst in the butchers store last week,
or to some the butcher's shop...
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE CREAM...
** Should be read with the tune 'Yesterday' by the...
Yesterday...
Oh what a heinous crime
I swear it isn't mine...
Roses are Red, Violence is due, My Heart is Dead...
I asked her to hold my hand...
What do i see? oh what do I hear?
Listen oh listen its coming so near...
What have I done to my hair today?!?
I thought it was getting so boring the other way...