Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
"Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long...
To my brilliant doctor
I asked...
(This is not a conventional poem or anything like...
I'm staring at you...
Here's an ode to something special
That we take advantage of everyday...
Everyone says that death is scary,
but I know now that it's a lie...
The sky was dark
the noom was high...
I've had problems with gas in the past.
Sometimes, they just slip out too fast...
Does a gnome in the garden
keep fishing at night...
Oh, what a long day
Meetings one after another...
My mind is reeling
Yet not knowing a feeling...
My inner weekend
just kicked sand into the face...
When you get that feeling down below
You cross your legs and start to dance...