On the shelf, neglected
my Kama Sutra lies...
"You seem to have lost the rhyme,"
I hear it all the time...
Murphy ate an apple,
He got it off a tree...
Gift: An Edgar Allan Poe Doll
My mean sister has a doll collection...
Redneck Halloween
By Mark Spencer...
Gumdrops, lollipops, sweet sweet peeps
All for me to eat...
Igor is dashing
eager to find a mate...
Coffee shops are perfect,
for unexpected events...
There once was a doggy named Jack,
who no longer had a nutsack...
Roses are red
Violets are blue...
You may not know this,
But I can guarantee you...
It's not your day,
got out the wrong...