*i got this in an email it entertained me so here...
Men...
Clouted by sprouts,
And harassed by carrots...
Roses are red
Violets are Korney...
There's a new maths teacher,
he walks in my class...
I told her I loved her
But is it true...
You see, it began yesterday
When my girlfriend left me and ran away...
So i went to the mall today
and let me tell you what i saw...
Your my friend till the end of the world
Until we get attacked by an evil squirrel...
One day a woman walked up to a stand,
She had a lottery ticket in hand...
Ahhh bubbly soda
my life and all...
I'm feeling random...
Little Martian...
First We state that girls require time and money,
Girls = time x money...