Funny poems

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  • Cigarettes (3)

    by romanceisdead04

    Let me take one more hit
    It's all I need, a little fix...

  • Existing as a Drop of Water (3)

    by ··¤(`×[¤Ðívïñë Ðî§tørtîøñ¤]×´)¤··

    Existing,
    As a drop of water...

  • Killer Cherry Of Doom (3)

    by LoÑ£ly♥P!rÄτΣ

    There was an old cherry,
    who lived in a shoe...

  • An Ode To British Democracy (3)

    by Ed or Ian Henderson

    Roses were red,
    But now they are blue...

  • Ladies and gentlemen (3)

    by ♥broken fairytales♥

    Ladies and gentleman
    I come before you...

  • Xorainxo (3)

    by Brooke

    I opened my eyes
    And looked up at the rain...

  • I love you because I love Cheese (3)

    by Lost but Smiling

    *This one was written by my best est friends...
    I love you because I love cheese...

  • To the teachers (sarcasm) (3)

    by music4pumpkins

    Why am i here
    giving a cold stare...

  • A story about why men get colds (3)

    by Rachel E F Allen

    I know this isn't poem but my story has been the...
    After a particularly long standed row with my (now...

  • Read (3)

    by FantaC

    Can u guys read my poems and rate is the least u...

  • What Are You Doing (3)

    by who_are_you?

    When I come
    Home I sit on the couch...

  • Goodbye to you. (3)

    by jennifer

    I should have keyed his car like Carrie Underwood.
    I should have wrote him a letter telling him he's...