Funny poems

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  • The Patriot (3)

    by Monique

    Oh the patriot,
    with the red, white, and blue...

  • What a waste of water paste
    when you what a water paste...

  • Summer Time (3)

    by Johnathon Kemp

    Summer time is the best
    No homework and no test...

  • Killer Cherry Of Doom (3)

    by LoÑ£ly♥P!rÄτΣ

    There was an old cherry,
    who lived in a shoe...

  • And Thats The Truth 5/15/2008 (3)

    by Jim McMillen the man within

    I want to tell you a true story from my childhood...
    One time Me and two of my friends were hanging out...

  • Blue Jean Baby (3)

    by debbylyn

    What would I do without my jeans
    That tattered pair of blue...

  • Silly Little Girl (3)

    by DoodlingDaydreamer

    (little girl talking to her mother)
    Mom, one day I'll rule the world, everyone will be...

  • I love you because I love Cheese (3)

    by Lost but Smiling

    *This one was written by my best est friends...
    I love you because I love cheese...

  • A story about why men get colds (3)

    by Rachel E F Allen

    I know this isn't poem but my story has been the...
    After a particularly long standed row with my (now...

  • Read (3)

    by FantaC

    Can u guys read my poems and rate is the least u...

  • ToothFairy (3)

    by rae

    Ever since I was a pea in size
    All I've heard was lies...

  • I Told You It Was Orange (3)

    by Silly Shae

    You see that purple crayon
    Right over there...