Funny poems

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  • He pushed it in to far
    It hurt like hell...

  • Wolves (3)

    by Luke

    People always compare themselves to animals,
    give themselves traits like an animal...

  • Banana Man (3)

    by Erica Brown©

    There once was a banana,
    Who lived in Montana...

  • It's All About Me! (3)

    by Brandy Sansotta

    I love it when I talk-even if its to myself
    I love it when I walk-no one else even has to...

  • I know a guy (3)

    by faded

    I know a guy who's cute and nice,
    i know a guy who's sugar and spice...

  • Weird Net Lovers (3)

    by Freddy

    So many weirdo's on the net
    Who love people They've never met...

  • Sex (3)

    by Brandi

    Sex is evil
    Evil is sin...

  • I'm a sheet slitter
    and I slit sheets...

  • The Big black bug bit the big black bear made the...
    Say this as fast as you can! You'll get tongue...

  • Kung Fu Fighting (3)

    by Krete

    Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.
    Yes indeed, the monks were flying...

  • Taking a test (3)

    by Rachael/7MidniteTears

    OMFG I didn't study
    Someone help me please...

  • G'day australia (3)

    by tara whitehead

    Sexy silver snakes, sliver slowly southwards...
    yes its really bad,, but i'm bored at school,,, ha...