Funny poems

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  • One Slick Chick... (3)

    by kjforce

    There is an old saying....
    keep your friends near, but keep your enemies even...

  • The Gurl (3)

    by chantelle nicole

    Why in the world would you leave me for her,
    Her skinny legs look like polar bear fur...

  • My Brain: (3)

    by Scott Cole

    Inside of my head
    Is a vast empty space...

  • Don't steal this poem from me, I have proof that...
    My name is Tiffany, isn't that so fine...

  • My stupid Brother (3)

    by Caitlin Morgan

    I have a stupid brother
    His name is Jackson Crum...

  • My back itches so bad.
    The itching never stops...

  • Gas (3)

    by Ray the emo i am

    Why do people say it is disgusting
    It is as natural as birth...

  • There once was a dog on a mat
    Who was joined by a superior cat...

  • I hate normal people
    they always get in the way...

  • Fishy (3)

    by jessica

    Dear fishy,fishy
    come to me i love you and you love me,some taste...

  • My Come Back (3)

    by Eye Candy*

    I didn't mean to make you feel shit,
    ok... well maybe a little bit...

  • My mischievous marveling mews,
    ices intentions into...