The beggining of eternity,
the end of time and space...
She comes every other month
Maybe every two if I play my cards right...
Inside of my head
Is a vast empty space...
Murphy ate an apple,
He got it off a tree...
My dad is german chocolate
My mom red velvet cake...
Why in the world would you leave me for her,
Her skinny legs look like polar bear fur...
My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...
There once was a dog on a mat
Who was joined by a superior cat...
My back itches so bad.
The itching never stops...
(Actually a bit of a song)
Yoho Yoho! A pirates life so dark...
Dear fishy,fishy
come to me i love you and you love me,some taste...
I didn't mean to make you feel shit,
ok... well maybe a little bit...