Funny poems

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  • Riddle (3)

    by debestsafa

    The beggining of eternity,
    the end of time and space...

  • Aunt Flow (3) 2

    by -Choke-On-MY-Halo-

    She comes every other month
    Maybe every two if I play my cards right...

  • My Brain: (3)

    by Scott Cole

    Inside of my head
    Is a vast empty space...

  • Murphy ate an apple,
    He got it off a tree...

  • Cupcake:: (3)

    by Scott Cole

    My dad is german chocolate
    My mom red velvet cake...

  • The Gurl (3)

    by chantelle nicole

    Why in the world would you leave me for her,
    Her skinny legs look like polar bear fur...

  • Hairspray (3) 1

    by Chinasa

    My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
    My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...

  • There once was a dog on a mat
    Who was joined by a superior cat...

  • My back itches so bad.
    The itching never stops...

  • (Actually a bit of a song)
    Yoho Yoho! A pirates life so dark...

  • Fishy (3)

    by jessica

    Dear fishy,fishy
    come to me i love you and you love me,some taste...

  • My Come Back (3)

    by Eye Candy*

    I didn't mean to make you feel shit,
    ok... well maybe a little bit...