Funny poems

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  • Why are Men so Lazy? (3)

    by Rayarra Jones

    Why are men so lazy?
    they're afraid to wash their own clothes...

  • Weekend Cinderella (3)

    by *Charisma*

    Wake up to the alarm again
    Want to throw it at the wall...

  • Roses & Violets... (3)

    by hOney.diiP

    Roses are red
    Blood is too...

  • Pop-Ups. (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Pop-ups, Pop-ups,
    they're every where...

  • Potatoes! (3) 1

    by Madga

    I love potatoes, they're awesome, they're great,
    I eat potatoes when I awake...

  • You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
    1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color...

  • Pick pocket (3)

    by robin milford

    One day i met a pick pocket
    he took my locket...

  • Work (3)

    by Arbiter

    I have to work,
    its such a drag...

  • Kindergarten Cooties (3)

    by butterfly ♥ kisses

    Jamie didn't want to go to school
    Or learn her ABC's...

  • Creepy Crawly (3)

    by crazyandsweet

    I had a terrible,
    horrendous fright...

  • Internet Dating (3)

    by Daniel Rutter

    For years and years they've been around,
    And been a favorite nesting ground...

  • I Don't Need a Man (3)

    by LiL One

    I don't need a man,
    let me make that very clear...