Why are men so lazy?
they're afraid to wash their own clothes...
Wake up to the alarm again
Want to throw it at the wall...
Roses are red
Blood is too...
Pop-ups, Pop-ups,
they're every where...
I love potatoes, they're awesome, they're great,
I eat potatoes when I awake...
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color...
One day i met a pick pocket
he took my locket...
I have to work,
its such a drag...
Jamie didn't want to go to school
Or learn her ABC's...
I had a terrible,
horrendous fright...
For years and years they've been around,
And been a favorite nesting ground...
I don't need a man,
let me make that very clear...