Funny poems

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  • Don't Pack That (3)

    by Mishka

    You bring your clothes
    Your make-up, too...

  • Silly sally (3)

    by leeanne

    Silly sally sucks on suckers
    sucks on suckers silly sally sucks...

  • My Little Baby (3)

    by Kenshin

    Little baby,
    Growing up...

  • Nasty (3)

    by Jaleesa

    One day a man was walking
    down the street and he found...

  • Bathroom (3)

    by Smilie

    I hate cleaning the bathroom
    let me get trampled by a horse...

  • Living In Hell (3)

    by Lets Rock

    Sleeping with Satan's mother
    For that extra divine pleasure...

  • When i look at a patch of dandelions,
    i see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over...

  • Joke's on you (3)

    by Olivia

    I said I loved you.
    You thought it was true, but what you didn't know...

  • Distracted (3)

    by NettyLouise

    I want to write a poem
    As I sit here all alone...

  • And then I remembered... (3)

    by Hearts Abyss

    I heard you're back with your old girlfriend
    How could you get over me that fast...

  • Beer (3)

    by Corinne

    Beer
    March 20, 2005...

  • The Mouse (3)

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    ( With this, we were asked to chose 5 random words...
    Obscurant...