Funny poems

Sort by : 
  • Nasty (3)

    by Jaleesa

    One day a man was walking
    down the street and he found...

  • Living In Hell (3)

    by Lets Rock

    Sleeping with Satan's mother
    For that extra divine pleasure...

  • As our eyes met across the Smokey room,
    the evening was alive an destined to bloom...

  • Joke's on you (3)

    by Olivia

    I said I loved you.
    You thought it was true, but what you didn't know...

  • When i look at a patch of dandelions,
    i see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over...

  • Ma muffin. =] (3)

    by Sheep

    {{this ones for you manda!! <3}}
    muffins muffins...

  • Pie O Pie (3)

    by Nick Hanshaw

    Pie O pie
    Why do i love thee...

  • The Mouse (3)

    by ··¤(`×[¤Ðívïñë Ðî§tørtîøñ¤]×´)¤··

    ( With this, we were asked to chose 5 random words...
    Obscurant...

  • Maria Can't Do Math! (3)

    by StephanieMichelle

    My friend Maria wrote this during math class...
    La! La! La! La! La! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom...

  • Tick ding, Tock dong (3) 1

    by KeyxMashingxParody

    Tick tock,
    Chimes the clock...

  • Meatball Mania (3)

    by Poetvoices

    One day, I was cookin' spaghetti.
    I was waitin' till it looked good and ready...

  • Lack of Inspiration (3)

    by enfant du tordu chagrin

    Just now my inspiration, has dried up, gone away
    And I can no longer write, the things that I can't...