Funny poems

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  • Help Im drowning ! (2)

    by SadieAnne

    At the pool one sunny day .
    A new life guard did you say...

  • Dis Is Hard (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock...

  • Fuzzy wuzzy (funny) (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you notice this notice, you will notice that...

  • Something You Should Know (2)

    by Im Not Emo

    He is ringing her doorbell, he came as fast as he...
    She called with such worry, oh my this can't be...

  • I hate the dentist (2)

    by stacey

    I hate going to the dentist...in fear of that...
    not so much the drill but the man who holds it, i...

  • Washing My Hands (2)

    by TRAGiC BEAUTY

    Washing, washing
    All through the day...

  • Bad Day (2)

    by aisyned

    Walking down the stairs,
    tripped and fell...

  • Cat (2)

    by jessica

    There once was a cat called cubby,
    he could bite a puppy,he's small and fat, he looks...

  • La Mujer (2)

    by MaAr

    La mujer es una enfermedad
    Que le deja al hombre sin tranquilidad...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...

  • If I Could (2)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    If I could
    I would put Ex-lax in his food...

  • The Warning (2)

    by elie castro

    I'm the one that will stand I'm the one that wont...
    Don't care Wat you say i don't care Wat you...