Funny poems

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  • Dis Is Hard (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock...

  • Fuzzy wuzzy (funny) (2)

    by debestsafa

    If you notice this notice, you will notice that...

  • Why I'm so goofy (2)

    by INcognito

    I like to be excited
    I like to have some fun...

  • Three Blind Mice (2)

    by Beautiful Chaos

    Three blind mice
    Make you look twice...

  • Cat (2)

    by jessica

    There once was a cat called cubby,
    he could bite a puppy,he's small and fat, he looks...

  • What really happened to Mary (2)

    by Spidergirl Jess

    Mary had a little lamb; its fleece was white as...
    Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...

  • If I Could (2)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    If I could
    I would put Ex-lax in his food...

  • The Warning (2)

    by elie castro

    I'm the one that will stand I'm the one that wont...
    Don't care Wat you say i don't care Wat you...

  • Science class (2)

    by TwilightSecrets

    Sit down, Don't squirm!
    If your not careful you'll get a burn...

  • If I am part2 (2)

    by ivan070

    If you are Jack Sparrow;
    I shall be your Black Pearl...

  • Man..... (junk food) (2)

    by Y_AM_I_TREATED_THIS_WAY(Abby)

    I want my ice cream
    Man...