Funny poems

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  • Opposite.. (2)

    by jek pen cries

    I love you..
    you love him...

  • Lazy (2)

    by claire

    I'm feeling very lazy,
    And a bit hazy...

  • Im the queen (2)

    by claudia

    Roses are red violets are green
    kiss my a*$ im the queen...

  • The fairy (2)

    by Elmo

    Their ounce was a fairy
    she lived in a field of berries...

  • A mischievious invader
    Has come to EOP...

  • The Report Card (2)

    by Sara

    Math Class?
    Wasn't able to pass...

  • Call me (2)

    by amira ann radcliffe

    If u need advice
    Sms me...

  • Santa clause creeps me out (2)

    by FallOutGirl

    He sees you when your sleeping
    He knows when your awake...

  • A dog's appeal (2)

    by huddy

    Bite me my friend, bite me really hard
    Stone me to death when you have the chance...

  • Black baby??this is a joke.. (2)

    by loving my kids tessa and savannah

    How do you baby-sit a black baby???
    Lick its lips and stick it to a mirror...

  • Art 1. The students are always right.
    Art 2. If the teacher is right... to bad...

  • Three Blind Mice (2)

    by Beautiful Chaos

    Three blind mice
    Make you look twice...