If u need advice
Sms me...
Bite me my friend, bite me really hard
Stone me to death when you have the chance...
How do you baby-sit a black baby???
Lick its lips and stick it to a mirror...
Spring semester, Freshman year, who do I see?
A super hot cutie who won't glance at me...
Art 1. The students are always right.
Art 2. If the teacher is right... to bad...
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
Vampires bite, so i shall bite you...
Yummy, yummy,
some chocolate in my tummy...
At the pool one sunny day .
A new life guard did you say...
Grass green and magenta were
ugly colours for an ugly penguin...
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk...
against The sorry bastard who made you sad...
He Stole those Lemons
The Father of my friend...
I fall asleep
in spanish class...