Funny poems

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  • Call me (2)

    by amira ann radcliffe

    If u need advice
    Sms me...

  • A dog's appeal (2)

    by huddy

    Bite me my friend, bite me really hard
    Stone me to death when you have the chance...

  • Black baby??this is a joke.. (2)

    by loving my kids tessa and savannah

    How do you baby-sit a black baby???
    Lick its lips and stick it to a mirror...

  • Spring semester, Freshman year, who do I see?
    A super hot cutie who won't glance at me...

  • Art 1. The students are always right.
    Art 2. If the teacher is right... to bad...

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
    Vampires bite, so i shall bite you...

  • Yummy, Yummy (2)

    by anonymous lover

    Yummy, yummy,
    some chocolate in my tummy...

  • Help Im drowning ! (2)

    by SadieAnne

    At the pool one sunny day .
    A new life guard did you say...

  • Penguins (2)

    by StandStill

    Grass green and magenta were
    ugly colours for an ugly penguin...

  • True Friendship!! (2)

    by Briana

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk...
    against The sorry bastard who made you sad...

  • HeStoleTheLemons (2)

    by KellyAnn

    He Stole those Lemons
    The Father of my friend...

  • Heat (2)

    by Sexi_Cassie

    I fall asleep
    in spanish class...