Funny poems

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  • Three Blind Mice (2)

    by Beautiful Chaos

    Three blind mice
    Make you look twice...

  • Penguins (2)

    by StandStill

    Grass green and magenta were
    ugly colours for an ugly penguin...

  • Art 1. The students are always right.
    Art 2. If the teacher is right... to bad...

  • Respect (2)

    by viktor

    Respect is like oral sex. gotta give it to get it.
    feels good giving it. even better getting it...

  • To A Hair Strand (2)

    by Drew McHill

    Hello, strand of hair, lying the ground!
    Neither moves nor makes a sound...

  • Forget you!!! (2)

    by KNEEN

    My hearts been broken but my soul wont get touched...

  • HeStoleTheLemons (2)

    by KellyAnn

    He Stole those Lemons
    The Father of my friend...

  • Heat (2)

    by Sexi_Cassie

    I fall asleep
    in spanish class...

  • Mah Friend(Kelly) (2)

    by Lemon

    He Stole those Lemons
    The Father of my friend...

  • Kevin Cundy (2)

    by E-Me

    Kevin cundy
    kevin cundy...

  • She likes that (2)

    by Cody*GIRL*Heartbroken chick

    Shes the girl that every guy dreams for
    Shes just like a man...

  • Emotions (2)

    by Stephanie and Laura

    Happy as a failure who finally got an A
    Sad as a bird,who couldn't sing that day...