Funny poems

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  • You said that you couldnt "go out"
    So now I know what youre about...

  • Your smile (2)

    by Breonica

    Looking at your smile
    makes me wild...

  • Yo momma (2)

    by katoya

    Yo momma is a fat cow
    yo momma reminds me of a sow...

  • Stalkers (2)

    by Kayd

    Behind a veil of satin silk,
    Black in colour to contrast milk...

  • Cows!..haha (2)

    by Kelly

    Cows
    Say the word "cow" before each word...

  • Haha lol (2)

    by X Broken X

    Bacon is bacon
    eggs are eggs...

  • We Know Where You Live (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    We know where you live, believe it.
    You may try but can't get away...

  • Volcanoes, How I hate them and their silican dust...
    I mean, they were pretty cool, but I do not like...

  • Birds (2)

    by Dan Bloom

    Whenever I see birds I think about you
    because you like those creepy things...

  • Unlucky Day When I Was 2 (2)

    by Wasted Fake Smiles

    I was only two, when my family and I,
    Were all in Oregon, as I ate a sadwich on rye...

  • Batman is an Emo Kid (2)

    by Busted Halo

    Batman is a stupid rich kid
    only good for his utility belt...

  • 365 days (2)

    by leinhart

    For Valentine my friend gave his girl,
    A present what inside i do not know...