Funny poems

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  • Fried Potatoes (2)

    by Lemon Square Bear23

    Fried potatoes is a good food
    when ever you are in the mood...

  • "Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep"
    and doesn't really want to find them...

  • How i wanna go (2)

    by i hate myself

    If i die i wanna die like this,
    i wanna feel the warmth...

  • Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair.
    I got t-bones steaks and ice cold beer...

  • A Prayer (2)

    by Megan

    Before i lay down to sleep,
    i pray for a man who's not a creep...

  • That octopus... (2)

    by Konstantin

    That octopus, I'm sure,
    Is a Spanish spy...

  • Lost in Cyberspace (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Danger Will Robinson you can't just wander where...
    I am sensing radioactivity, or some alien has cut...

  • To my dog, Mo (2)

    by RainbowSlider

    When are you going to learn to talk?
    I talk to you but all you do is balk...

  • Anointed with Oil (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Drill baby drill a little bit faster
    No need for a deep water disaster...

  • Do you mind? (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Do you mind?
    Do you mind brother...

  • Ice Cream (2)

    by Denise Hernandez

    Ice cream is good. I hate how it melts. Ice cream...
    Pistachio, chocolate, vanilla too. Strawberry...

  • The Quandry (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    When your lover tells you to help her son
    how can you refuse for lack of knowledge...