Funny poems

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  • The Quandry (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    When your lover tells you to help her son
    how can you refuse for lack of knowledge...

  • Beck (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    What's this I hear about Glenn Beck?
    Is he playing with a full deck...

  • To my dog, Mo (2)

    by RainbowSlider

    When are you going to learn to talk?
    I talk to you but all you do is balk...

  • I love you (2)

    by Brooke

    I love you!
    Do you love me too...

  • Our Broken Love (2)

    by Dominique Lewis

    Our love was sweet and tender,
    It was the kind of love that could last forever...

  • I Was A God For A Little Bit (2)

    by RainbowSlider

    I was a loner and lived in my own head.
    I was shy and did not make friends easy...

  • An Ocean Snail (2)

    by emily

    HOW SLIMY IS AN OCEAN SNAIL
    WHO TRAVELS AROUND THE SEA...

  • Drinking (2)

    by Abby

    Are you people carzy!?!Don\'t drink and drive...

  • Ice Cream (2)

    by Denise Hernandez

    Ice cream is good. I hate how it melts. Ice cream...
    Pistachio, chocolate, vanilla too. Strawberry...

  • Regret (2)

    by Allan Padgham

    I had set to write a poem when I found I had the...
    and dispensed with thought of meter and I would...

  • Smile (2)

    by XXthe mistakeXX

    Keep that pretty smile dont't let it fade that...

  • You Have No Class!! (2)

    by louise

    ROSES R RED, VIOLETS R 2.
    IM STIL N LOVE BT NT WIT U...