Alone within the darkness,
Surrounded by those walls...
The Strange Phone Call
"Ring, Ring"? the telephone rang...
You see him standing,
Smiling at you...
How do you keep an Idiot Busy?
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My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard... and...
You wake up and eat,
then later you take a crap...
Author's note: this poem starts off with the...
Six silly sick snakes slurp
Seventeen sodas on the...
There were two men who were very sick.
They only had 10 minutes left to live...
Let's grab a cab
Eat some crab...
The tales through my song
As the water runs free...
He
died with...