Apples & yogurt (5)

by groovydude

APPLE & YOGURT
these things we used to share...

You'll want me back (5)

by kida

You whisper those three words
and i know they're true...

Pleasure Town. (5)

by Not Bulletproof

Today I saw an alien, and I got a love erection,
After he had given me an injection...

Wat not to say to a cop (5)

by AllysonWonderland

1.sorry I'm to drunk to understand you
2.just don't search my car...

Petey the Penguin (5)

by Sylvia

(written for a club contest using at least 15...
Petey the penguin, has quite an ego...

A Whale of a Tale (5)

by Twisted Heart

One sunny afternoon in May
I went down to the lake...

Size Does Matter (5)

by Fran

How can she be satisfied
With something so small...

Dear Santa, (5)

by Sherry Lynn

Dear Santa,
Here is my list...

At Least I Know I'm A Sinner {Kryielle Sonnet} (5)

by xTheEcstasyOfSuicidex

Stash the money and the drugs,
I'm a pimp and I'm the winner...

Different Approaches Guys Take To Try & Get into Your PANTS (5)

by Nada

~ DIRECT APPROACH, is when the question is asked...
~ SWEET BUT SNAKY APPROACH, that is when the guy...

Purple Car (5)

by Biscuit

Purple car, purple car why won't you go?
I start you up but you shut yourself down...

Ur My B_h....(women Are The Dominant Sex) (5)

by Nada

Boy walks to girl
GIRL- yay my b_h is here...