Funny poems

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  • Ten Minutes (5)

    by Matthew A.

    Ten,
    I should have wrote this poem in pen...

  • I like chocolate (5)

    by chris

    The reason i like chocolate is i can lick
    my fingers and nobody tell me I'm not...

  • A Damn (5)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    I'm sorry for thinking i was good enough,
    I'm sorry for thinking of you...

  • My Wifey Is Fun (5)

    by Lesbian Natalie

    My Wifey Is Fun
    By:Natalie K. Heym...

  • No make-up :-o (5)

    by Mel

    If there was no make-up
    It would not be fair...

  • You whisper those three words
    and i know they're true...

  • The Beer Drinking Vampire (5)

    by david hollas

    There once was a vampire,
    lived not far from here...

  • The dream (5)

    by Fsams

    I was lost
    In a forest...

  • She walks into her son's room,
    Frowning and stomping...

  • Skaters & Jocks!! (5)

    by stephanie

    Jocks are hott skaters are not jocks comb there...
    i love jocks cause they rock i hate skaters cause...

  • The Dating Game (5)

    by Kelly

    So you think you can just leave me hanging,
    well when i see you, your head ill be banging...

  • Life Elsewhere (5)

    by Timothy

    Wanda Westhare from Zaire--which is nowhere--was...