Funny poems

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  • Gummie Bunnies

    by Shadow

    So gooey and yummy
    So cute and so funny...

  • Melissa... (1)

    by Wasted Fake Smiles

    There once was Melissa, just an awesome girl,
    She would look up at a ceiling fan, and around she...

  • Aloe Vera (1)

    by Wasted Fake Smiles

    Burns from the sun, gnawing away at my back,
    If I'd just worn sunscreen, the burns I would...

  • Foamy the squirrel

    by Lauren Massanova

    He has rants
    he wears no pants...

  • H and Josh

    by Caitlyn

    Once upon a time i started going out with this...
    h-o-e named jennie that will suck his thing...

  • POETRY ABOUT POEMS
    Poetry is a little confusing to me...

  • Everyone has wishes
    Dreams that we hope will come true...

  • Hey little.. (8)

    by Meggie33

    Hey little boy, wanna lick of my lolli?
    Hey little girl, wanna glide across that there...

  • Weiner Man

    by D C Edwards

    I wish
    I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener...

  • Got some Gum (1)

    by Bre

    I go to school every single day.
    The first thing all my friends tell me is hey...

  • Rainy days (1)

    by Starlet

    Rainy Days
    The sky is gray while raindrops are huddling...

  • Don't mess wit Bre.
    Cuz you can't see me...