Funny poems

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  • One tree this is weird (1)

    by Randomness

    A barren land
    for nothing can survive...

  • Sense (2)

    by Randomness

    Sometimes i dont make sense
    or was it since...

  • Don't think that no ones loved you,
    because they've turned away...

  • Inside a kitty's mind (12)

    by Feline Fatigue

    (This is not a conventional poem or anything like...
    I'm staring at you...

  • Uluru\\\'s Kangaroo

    by Sarah L jenkins

    I was walking through old Uluru one hot and sunny...
    When i came across a kangaroo he said "wait a...

  • Toilet Surprise (5)

    by *Charisma*

    I went to flush the toilet
    And it bubbled up on me...

  • Standing Alone

    by sincere801

    Standing alone in a crown where i know everyone...

  • Getting Old (2)

    by *Charisma*

    He wandered 'round the house one day
    Searching hard for his keys...

  • Freind (1)

    by Tanya

    A freind will come and bail you out when your in a...

  • Cute boy (1)

    by chanelle

    Theres this boy i like whos cute as can be
    He comes around almost every week...

  • Bitsy the snow dog

    by ~BuBBa BuBBleZ~

    Bitsy is a snow dog, who nearly ran away,
    her owner cooked her sausage and she couldnt bare...

  • Tease (1)

    by ~BuBBa BuBBleZ~

    Touch you, tease you,would i do that to you?
    seduce you, till you dont know what to do...