Funny poems

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  • Drink! (13) 11 HM

    by Mark

    Drink! Drink! A rowdy crowd sways
    The heartfelt sighs of a hard day...

  • I'm a .. (2)

    by brokenhearted teenage girl

    I'm a slxt because I'll wear shorts and a tank...
    I'm a b!!tch because i don't let you push me...

  • Voices In My Head (3)

    by Lauren

    Nothings wrong with me,
    I just got some voices in my head...

  • The puppet puppy pops top
    The top of puppet puppy pops...

  • Whenever I See You (5)

    by Marisa

    Whenever I see you, I...
    Run into the door...

  • Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
    see if you can do this...

  • Little bobby heard the bell and he knew it was...
    He was very, very hungry and was ready to start...

  • See-saw (5)

    by christina

    Mr. See owned a saw.
    And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw...

  • Death stalked the streets,
    Well maybe stalked is too strong...

  • A Naughty Little Poem (4) 1

    by RiCarDo

    She whispered "will it hurt me?"
    "Of course not" answered he...

  • Today's Music (9)

    by fakesmile

    What's up with all the songs at 07'
    where's slim shady? what happened to Eminem...

  • Kissing (5)

    by DryMyTears

    Kissing is a pleasure,
    hugging is a game...