Funny poems

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  • I think your going insane!
    You say your hearing a little man saying your...

  • What? (1)

    by Susan Prince

    Crying
    crying...

  • Greedy Cookie (7)

    by Sarah

    A jar of cookies
    Stood there before me...

  • Can you handle me? (3) 1

    by kristin

    I told you from the very start
    for me to date you must win my heart...

  • End of the World (4)

    by oNice

    END OF THE WORLD
    I got a cup of coffee at a Starbucks cafe...

  • Her Farts (3)

    by Cody

    Cockeyed Katie
    Lives with her mom...

  • Taking a dump (5)

    by Mike

    Do you poo a little or poo a lot?
    Does it come cold or does it come hot...

  • I know u know
    i know u like me...

  • Little Boy Blue (3)

    by andrew

    Little Boy Blue,
    Please cover your nose...

  • Stalkers Galore

    by Aage Crow

    Inspired by: All the really f**king insensitive...
    Waking up at five this morning to the phone...

  • I don't like school
    I'm bored of it...

  • If only Hoes Knew (1)

    by lostwithin

    Some guys be wanting chicks just for our @ss,
    But the hoes are the only ones who accept them for...