Funny poems

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  • There once was this woman you see
    Who was irascible as could be...

  • McDonald's Daydream (10)

    by Faithless

    The first time I saw your eyes
    You were eating McDonald's apple pie...

  • To my special man, your the biggest gimp ever
    your cheeky and cute, and you think that your...

  • At Rainbow's End...

    by Armada the Gestalt

    If you follow the rainbow across the world,
    Over mountains and under seas...

  • Football Flags (2)

    by thisisme

    I sit here watching this game
    like a person who is about to fall...

  • This Is Me (Part II) (3)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    This is me.
    Sometimes they call me mean...

  • Why are you silent (4)

    by groovydude

    Its in my hand
    but makes no sound...

  • Lousy Letter Poem (6)

    by Corinne

    A bit of silliness written for a challenge on...
    I'm writing to you, my dear darling one...

  • The Four Loves (4)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Affection, friendship and God speak to me,
    Though that damned Eros has been Greek to me...

  • I was a fool

    by Alyssia L K

    I was a fool.
    Silly me...

  • Me (1)

    by theory of the loser

    I flinch when the rain falls on the pavement,
    I scowl when things don't go my way...

  • Way Too Fat (4)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Way Too Fat
    He gained twenty pounds every year...