Funny poems

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  • A Damn (5)

    by Countess of Monte Cristo

    I'm sorry for thinking i was good enough,
    I'm sorry for thinking of you...

  • Doin' the dishes (4)

    by kristen

    Yo
    yo...

  • Creepy Crawlers (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    At the crux of the creepy creek
    crossed by cripples their...

  • Goof (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I just took a shot of eighty proof.
    I'll cut that old tree over our roof...

  • And then I remembered... (3)

    by Hearts Abyss

    I heard you're back with your old girlfriend
    How could you get over me that fast...

  • Politically Correct (5)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
    None of us believe this, though that's what they...

  • You know that table?
    That table in the corner that was only meant for...

  • Ice Cream (2)

    by Denise Hernandez

    Ice cream is good. I hate how it melts. Ice cream...
    Pistachio, chocolate, vanilla too. Strawberry...

  • My head is a mess

    by Innocent Fairy

    My head is a mess
    So don't try to guess...

  • Miss susie how i learned it (3)

    by SHATTERED HEART

    Miss Susie had a tug boat the tug boat had a bell...

  • PMS Need I Say More?! (19)

    by †JustAri†

    *This one's for all the ladies out there...hahaha*
    Monster cramps, red on my pants...

  • Tomorrows what?! (12)

    by Brandi

    Today is tomorrows yesterday
    though yesterdays tomorrow is today...