Funny poems

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  • The three sports

    by The Spirit of Ash

    *dont worry I'm not racist or anything, i heard...
    Three of our sports were created by three races...

  • Ipod (7)

    by brytneyxlove

    My teacher took my ipod.
    She said they had a rule...

  • Who droped the soap?!
    Who ever did better hope...

  • Weather (2)

    by manders

    Weather the weather is cold or
    weather the weather is hot...

  • If I have to scrub pee off the floor again
    I swear I'll make sure all your bodily functions...

  • Marijuana (2)

    by Bethan

    Roll it ,poke,it,
    Light it, smoke it...

  • Weather (5)

    by MischieviousMya

    Whether the weather be fine,
    Or whether the weather be not...

  • Thinking Inside the Box (11)

    by Twisted Heart

    On my way home from school one day
    I saw a cardboard box...

  • Without!! (7)

    by Lan

    A Party isn't a Party with out some RUM!
    A kiss isn't a KISS with out some...

  • The undertaker (1)

    by Amber

    The undertaker worked with the dead.
    There was an interesting life he led...

  • Dont say shit (6)

    by Angie

    I slit the sheet. The sheet i slit and on the...

  • Women love 4 animals (3)

    by Goth marionette

    Women love only four animals:
    The FOX that she will wear as a FUR on her...