Funny poems

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  • Blissful - Miserable,
    Wet - Dry...

  • Probable Cause (13) 12 HM

    by Milly Hayward

    Billy Bromms is a borrower
    You know the type I'm sure...

  • The Gay (Poem 3 of 3) (6)

    by DourParoxysm

    Strutting your stuff as you go on your way,
    At first glance people call you gay...

  • All the if's

    by mzlovehate

    WHAT IF I COULD BE HAPPY WITH YOU?
    AFTER OUR PAST I KNOW THAT COULDN'T BE TRUE...

  • ---2 christmases ago me and my cousin got these 2...
    Chump...

  • CAN YOUR KAT OR DAWG TALK?
    Your slinky Persian female cat starts rubbing on...

  • Bang Part #2 (4)

    by EmmAlee

    Read Part 1 First.
    Roses are red, Violets are blue...

  • With All Due Respect (8)

    by Daniel Milano

    With All Due Respect, Mr. President,
    It's quite clear and evident...

  • 2 Dead Boys (5)

    by Ashley Todd

    - One bright day in the middle of the night.
    - 2 Dead boys got up to fight...

  • Bang Part #1 (1)

    by EmmAlee

    Roses are red, Violets are blue
    If you were my homework, I would do you...

  • Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue...

  • My Name is Martin (13)

    by Crystal Rose Blooming

    My name is Martin just so you know
    I seem to cause trouble where ever I go...