Funny poems

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  • Being Pregnant (1)

    by robyn

    My stomach's getting fat
    and my butt is getting wide...

  • Screw the Users (1)

    by EmmAlee

    This poem is dedicated to my Best friend Heidi aka...
    Hoodie is my number one hoe bag...

  • Spider (1)

    by Mild insomnia

    ...

  • Lacey (1)

    by Leticia

    Lacey
    what more should I say...

  • Rocket Fuel

    by Good Enough

    ?My brain was stuck in neutral gear,
    A fuzzy, slow, meandering smear...

  • Boredom (3)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    Boredom comes and goes, no matter what we try
    whatever the hell we do, it just doesn't seem to...

  • Okay, I am a little neurotic,
    My yen for cleanliness is somewhat exotic...

  • Golden Clouds (1)

    by Andreea

    ~Rom-girl~
    I was 9 years old when I wrote this- still laugh...

  • I am Davids cold heart,
    I am Davids warm fart...

  • Message (1)

    by åMbÈr

    Ya know how if u step on something sharp and the...

  • Ill tell u why!! (1)

    by sweetne$$

    Wat did i do to deserve this pain
    why do some Bois have too be so lame...

  • Life Elsewhere (5)

    by Timothy

    Wanda Westhare from Zaire--which is nowhere--was...