Funny poems

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  • A Morning Poem

    by Ashley Lynn

    I woke early one morning,
    the earth lay cool and still...

  • Dragon sibbling

    by Mustardhart

    She keeps coming invading their lives
    As a bandit who never had enough...

  • Boredom (3)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    Boredom comes and goes, no matter what we try
    whatever the hell we do, it just doesn't seem to...

  • Okay, I am a little neurotic,
    My yen for cleanliness is somewhat exotic...

  • Golden Clouds (1)

    by Andreea

    ~Rom-girl~
    I was 9 years old when I wrote this- still laugh...

  • I am Davids cold heart,
    I am Davids warm fart...

  • Message (1)

    by åMbÈr

    Ya know how if u step on something sharp and the...

  • Ill tell u why!! (1)

    by sweetne$$

    Wat did i do to deserve this pain
    why do some Bois have too be so lame...

  • Life Elsewhere (5)

    by Timothy

    Wanda Westhare from Zaire--which is nowhere--was...

  • Handball

    by Nat-a-Tat

    I played handball everyday
    Because it was a way of life...

  • Lacey (1)

    by Leticia

    Lacey
    what more should I say...

  • Jacking Off (2)

    by Ashley

    You can’t get anyone to do it for you.
    So you decide to give yourself a little help...