Funny poems

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  • To All My Friends And Even My Foes
    I Have A Word Of Advice...

  • My Quest For Lust (8)

    by Robert

    What Can I do for you to love me so bold?
    Well there are particular panties I was told...

  • A Morning Poem

    by Ashley Lynn

    I woke early one morning,
    the earth lay cool and still...

  • Dragon sibbling

    by Mustardhart

    She keeps coming invading their lives
    As a bandit who never had enough...

  • Boredom (3)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    Boredom comes and goes, no matter what we try
    whatever the hell we do, it just doesn't seem to...

  • Okay, I am a little neurotic,
    My yen for cleanliness is somewhat exotic...

  • Golden Clouds (1)

    by Andreea

    ~Rom-girl~
    I was 9 years old when I wrote this- still laugh...

  • I am Davids cold heart,
    I am Davids warm fart...

  • Jacking Off (2)

    by Ashley

    You can’t get anyone to do it for you.
    So you decide to give yourself a little help...

  • The shi*ting donkey (10)

    by Rene Shaddinger

    I dont like diarea
    i just dont like to shit...

  • A poem for girls (2)

    by Kristy Hall

    Yea im a girl so why do you care
    if i do my makeup and style my hair...

  • Just a baby terd

    by Rene Shaddinger

    It\'s time to go, squeezing through the whole my...
    It\'s time to leave this fart pullution, its time...