Gift: An Edgar Allan Poe Doll
My mean sister has a doll collection...
I read his life and times,
and visited his grave...
There is an old saying....
keep your friends near, but keep your enemies even...
MY ONLY FRIEND LEFT IS A GIRL NAMED JINNY.
KNEW HER SO LONG, EVEN BACK WHEN SHE WAS SKINNY...
HER BEAUTY LIES IN HER FAKE ASS EYES,
AND OH THOSE AWESOME THUNDER THIGHS...
I awake to the dread of what waits for me...
Dishes and laundry piled up, the floor boards...
Hairy female feet
Pretty nasty I think...
Can anyone tell
me why Earth is ratted...
Is her skin green and
covered in warts dressed in...
Redneck Halloween
By Mark Spencer...
My second grade class and me
Are putting on a play you see...
I was cradled in amNiOtic fluid aLL was darkneSS...
THeN *bANG!* the Light BLASTED out mass and CHaOS...