Funny poems

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  • Mischief

    by *~CaSsYa~*

    Switch the Salt and Pepper for an April fools...
    Mix some egg yoke and coke so they can choke...

  • I read this in the paper,
    And it really made me think...

  • Famous last words (5)

    by matthew

    1. of course the waters safe to drink!
    2.I'm telling you, it is possible to swallow a...

  • School's Out (1)

    by Alicia Biter

    The end of school's finally here
    Congrats on making it through another year...

  • Killer Satisfaction (4)

    by Jacklyn

    Along the beach I walked,
    Bikini bottom inching up...

  • Back To School (Part II) (2)

    by Alicia Biter

    Now that school is back in session
    And you know who will be your new obsession...

  • Decapitation of the Finger (2)

    by Christopher Cole

    The blade was sharp,
    the finger was soft...

  • My first time** (3)

    by shorty

    His name was Kurt
    He told me it would not hurt...

  • Best friends!!!

    by heather

    When times are hard
    and we don't know what to do...

  • Dye, y dun u? (1)

    by hunnibunnz

    I just want to put in a few highlights, I said
    Psst... I've never dyed a hair on my head...

  • *its not true byt the way*
    I sit here in my chair...

  • Things girls want guys to know! (1)

    by x~broken~angel~x

    1. when we say to you we are upset, a joke does...
    2. when we say to you we r cold, we want you to...