Funny poems

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  • Woot Woot (2)

    by Becky Mains

    Laeka is such a tease
    she likes cheese...

  • A boy not a Man (1)

    by unique

    I had a guy
    that said he was in love with me...

  • One Foot Shlong (1)

    by Jenipher

    I was waiting for you to call
    While laying on my bed...

  • Fred........Part one! (1)

    by .x.bєαuтιfulє lιє.x.

    Fred is dead because
    he lost his head when...

  • My Boyfriend: (3)

    by Becky drake

    This poem I heard when I was a little girl, its...
    My Boyfriend is a conceited jerk...

  • Come Over

    by Katryna

    Come over here Baby and do as I please,
    Lay me on the bed, then get on your knees...

  • Banana's (1)

    by Laure

    Banana's are squishy and soft
    yellow and friendly...

  • At times it is silent, at times it is not
    At times it sneaks out and burns oh so hot...

  • I do

    by Jennifer

    I ran into the door,
    then fell on the floor...

  • First love (1)

    by heather

    My mom is my first love so is my dad.
    they've given me the best love i've ever had...

  • Jimmy Crack Corn

    by Robin Dan Persie

    I cant tell the difference
    between he or she...

  • Life (2)

    by Robin Dan Persie

    I started when i was 16
    cant get rid of the nicotine...