"O Stacy, my Stacy, will you complete my...
My stalker sings at the top of his very lungs, I...
I thought a thought, but the thought I thought...
If the thought I thought was the thought I thought...
A father and son go in to the grocery store when...
The son then asks his father, "What's the...
One day, a Blonde named Sally was putting together...
"Its supposed to be a tiger!" Sally...
1. Look at the size of his putter
2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent...
A figment of my mind,
Just my imagination...
Silent but deadly it moves through the air
I keep my eyes forward and pretend not to care...
God made pizza
god made cheese...
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one...
"Ive heard enough of your stupid Blonde...
Put on your shoes
Bring your hair down...
This damn banging in my head
waking up is what I dread...
Jake is a pothead
this shit is real true...