Funny poems

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  • Decapitation of the Finger (2)

    by Christopher Cole

    The blade was sharp,
    the finger was soft...

  • My first time** (3)

    by shorty

    His name was Kurt
    He told me it would not hurt...

  • Best friends!!!

    by heather

    When times are hard
    and we don't know what to do...

  • Dye, y dun u? (1)

    by hunnibunnz

    I just want to put in a few highlights, I said
    Psst... I've never dyed a hair on my head...

  • *its not true byt the way*
    I sit here in my chair...

  • Things girls want guys to know! (1)

    by x~broken~angel~x

    1. when we say to you we are upset, a joke does...
    2. when we say to you we r cold, we want you to...

  • What i Like (3)

    by Jessica

    I like you hair
    nice and black...

  • I don't care (1)

    by Jessica

    Now I don't care what you look like, or what you...
    I don't care if your huge like a bear...

  • The Story of A Bun (3)

    by Zer0riginZ

    This is the story of a bun,
    who sadly never got any fun...

  • Teachers pet (1)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    I'm the teachers pet
    not a "wanted" trend...

  • The Peek... (4)

    by stephanie

    It was me and my man
    we were sitting on the couch he was holding my...

  • Guys (6)

    by SpeCialLyTaLenTed

    Guys are cute, Guys are Hot
    I had a point but I forgot...