1 is 2
3 is 4...
Ho, ho, ho,
this is Santa...
Men are like laxatives...they irritate the shit...
men are like Bananas...the older they get, the...
Here I sit
Same as ever...
Today in our restaurant,
Is a dinner for two...
Money, money, money
It can buy a House...
1. sit with your face in your lap in the corner.
2.stand in the corner with your nose pressed...
1.skip through the store
2. run to the bathroom and dance around...
*not mine*
On Sears hairdryer...
From the book More Scary Stories to Tell in the...
Leon and Tod loved baseball. When they were young...
I've been in a mood
To write a poem or two...
My name is Damo
am i lying no...