Funny poems

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  • 1234

    by *~rachel~*

    1 is 2
    3 is 4...

  • Santa Claus

    by Christopher Cole

    Ho, ho, ho,
    this is Santa...

  • Men Are Like... (9)

    by writer girl

    Men are like laxatives...they irritate the shit...
    men are like Bananas...the older they get, the...

  • Bathroom

    by Corinthin_13

    Here I sit
    Same as ever...

  • Today in our restaurant,
    Is a dinner for two...

  • Money Money Money

    by FlowerThatDied

    Money, money, money
    It can buy a House...

  • 1. sit with your face in your lap in the corner.
    2.stand in the corner with your nose pressed...

  • 1.skip through the store
    2. run to the bathroom and dance around...

  • Stupid labels (18)

    by LindaPham

    *not mine*
    On Sears hairdryer...

  • The Bad News (2)

    by writer girl

    From the book More Scary Stories to Tell in the...
    Leon and Tod loved baseball. When they were young...

  • 1 minute poem (1)

    by hunnibunnz

    I've been in a mood
    To write a poem or two...

  • Damo

    by SpeCialLyTaLenTed

    My name is Damo
    am i lying no...