Funny poems

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  • I love pie

    by Shannon

    I love pies
    Even tho they go straight to my thighs...

  • Charles D.'s drives me crazy
    His sentences are far too long...

  • The dog from hell fell down a well he broke his...

  • Blondy goes bad (1)

    by abby

    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and...

  • Riddle (7)

    by Vanessa

    Can not be bought, can not be sold, even if it's...
    comment what u think it is...

  • Dirty Shoe

    by marie

    The soles poke through
    It’s covered in glue...

  • Tomorrows what?! (12)

    by Brandi

    Today is tomorrows yesterday
    though yesterdays tomorrow is today...

  • The couch downstairs (1)

    by cowgirlstar26

    The couch downstairs has many memories
    parties on the weekends to hours of haunted dreams...

  • Sick... (1)

    by ferny

    Love is a sensation caused by a temptation for a...

  • Shots

    by ferny

    Don't you fret
    Don't you cry...

  • Things (3)

    by Minkus

    Nothing is the same as anything
    but anything is not the same as nothing...

  • Fire (4)

    by ItGirl

    Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a...
    Investigators set about to determine how a fully...