Funny poems

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  • Lack of Inspiration (3)

    by enfant du tordu chagrin

    Just now my inspiration, has dried up, gone away
    And I can no longer write, the things that I can't...

  • My mom always said never ride a bike without...
    But I was to cool to listen to that...

  • Benny bought bread
    but the bread Benny...

  • Shut down (4)

    by hi it zonna dont like me stand in line

    Man: if i saw you naked i will die happy
    woman:if i saw you naked i will die laughing...

  • I went to a dance,
    and talked to this killa...

  • Play me (7)

    by Bilquis

    You think you can play me
    But instead I'm playing you...

  • Random poem (3)

    by chloe

    *~Lady's and gentlemen~*
    *~bum and tramps...

  • Smiling (1)

    by Andy

    Smiling is infectious: you catch it like the flu,
    When someone smiled at me today I started smiling...

  • Graduation Day

    by *fading*away*

    Today is Graduation Day
    And we are going on our own way...

  • Glue (1)

    by .:.Mandy.:.

    Im rubber and your glue, everything you say...

  • Oops (4)

    by happyGIRL

    Here I sit
    broken hearted...

  • Love? (7)

    by happyGIRL

    He loves me
    he loves me not...