Funny poems

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  • Just a baby terd

    by Rene Shaddinger

    It\'s time to go, squeezing through the whole my...
    It\'s time to leave this fart pullution, its time...

  • A poem for girls (2)

    by Kristy Hall

    Yea im a girl so why do you care
    if i do my makeup and style my hair...

  • Shut Up, Please! (1)

    by Carl

    Shut Up, Please!
    By Carl . L . Yang...

  • U think! (1)

    by LiL*MiSs*$wee-T

    You think ur a player
    a pimp and it funny what i...

  • Sticky situation (1)

    by Joe Moore

    Last night as i was asleep
    my son came into my room...

  • Golden Clouds (1)

    by Andreea

    ~Rom-girl~
    I was 9 years old when I wrote this- still laugh...

  • Being Pregnant (1)

    by robyn

    My stomach's getting fat
    and my butt is getting wide...

  • A little picture on the wall,
    Told the story to us all...

  • P-r-o-j-e-c-t-s

    by jabari formally known as jeffrey A.K.A. platinumboy

    -PEOPLE
    -RELY...

  • Screw the Users (1)

    by EmmAlee

    This poem is dedicated to my Best friend Heidi aka...
    Hoodie is my number one hoe bag...

  • Bang Part #2 (4)

    by EmmAlee

    Read Part 1 First.
    Roses are red, Violets are blue...

  • The toaster (1)

    by Rachel

    Did you ever notice
    how when you leave a room...