Funny poems

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  • East to sea
    west to land...

  • Terrible Two's (14)

    by jamie25

    There's crayon marks on my walls,
    and toys up and down the hall...

  • Wisdom (6)

    by Sean Allen

    They lay me down
    on the polyester seat...

  • The Overfed Mobster (4)

    by Timothy

    My job is hard to take,
    It ain't no piece of cake...

  • Me and Sue

    by Leticia

    Me and Sue,
    yea we thought we ruled...

  • Plums! (5)

    by juss an allycat

    My teacher gave me a poem about plums
    to learn off by heart...

  • It weren't meant to be, I wasn't for him,
    I thought that he liked his girls skinny and dim...

  • My Own Room (3)

    by Katie McCullick

    As you can see I wrote this when I was 13.
    I need my own room...

  • Fun

    by Leticia

    Did you ever wonder,
    why some people laugh...

  • Cyber Sex (2)

    by Eddie

    I don't know you
    you don't know me...

  • This one time (2)

    by Alli

    one day i was walking
    and then i started skipping...

  • Getting chased by a bat
    is unlucky sh*t...