Funny poems

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  • Kant Spel (20)

    by x Mo x

    Have you ever had a day
    When you couldn't spell at all...

  • Never love and live in a garden
    For the so-called love is a burden...

  • Drink Drank Drunk (29)

    by Angela

    Drink drank drunk,
    man you gotta get out of this funk...

  • Stupid labels (18)

    by LindaPham

    *not mine*
    On Sears hairdryer...

  • One dark day in the middle of the night two dead...
    I didn't write it but I find it hilarious...

  • Test Days (7)

    by Matthew A.

    Test days are always complicated.
    They make you feel like your constipated...

  • Does Your Poetry Have Legs? (6) 4

    by CRAFTY KEN

    DOES YOUR POETRY HAVE LEGS?
    Yes, you can send it via email or snail mail, a...

  • Cats tale (3) 2

    by Michael

    Wise prowlers of the night
    eyes of diamonds in a lunar light...

  • Some are jerks, some are kind, some just stair at...
    Them and their friends laugh and blow things up...

  • Bow-wow black cat (23)

    by CompletelyIncomplete

    Bow-wow black cat
    Have you any fish...

  • Fart is an art (37)

    by Fsams

    Poo the creepy sound
    Changes the vibe around...

  • Fruit cake (11)

    by cameron

    Clicks and clacks
    dings and dongs...