Toyed With (4) 3

by Paul Hirst

Laying here alone in your bed all sorts of...
Abandoned now yet last night gladly you squeezed...

Beer and cashews? (4) 2

by CRAFTY KEN

Beer and cashews?
Ever had a craven for a raven? What are you nuts...

Who am I? (3) 5

by Chelo

Some call me a curse
Because according to them I torment them...

Modern celebration (syntuit) 2

by Larry Chamberlin

When is your birthday?
The first Saturday after...

This is a cat (40)

by Razorblade Lies

This is fun, you should try it
Take your time and see if you can read each line...

I Tried to Sh*t (20)

by Tiller

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper...

Pengi the Penguin (5)

by natasha

There once was a penguin that lived in a tree,
He had no bathroom and really had to pee...

Don't Think Nasty (5)

by Confused Queen

What is long and rubbery and sometimes soft ?
**** AN ERASER...

Aunt Flow. aka Your Period. (4)

by trang

Once a month,
aunt flow comes around...

For Mr. Ex (1) 1

by Laila Nazim

-Found this poem, thought it was so funny. Comment...
Of loving beauty you float with grace...

The little things (1) 4

by Alex Penuelas

We focus so much
On how we are different...

A message from Santa (4) 2

by Michael

I write to you all with regret
our industry is in great debt...